Foods so good I dream about them:
- guacamole
- hot & sour soup
- baklava
Addictions that might make me a Loser:
- mommy blogs
- crossword puzzles online (because you can check your answers, and yes, it totally makes me feel dumber instead of smarter, and I can't seem to finish the newspaper crosswords anymore because I can't check my answers and I have no one to blame but myself.)
- Dr. 90210
- reading Dear Margo, the advice column
Words most often found in crossword puzzles:
- tzar/csar
- ewe
- era
- eon
Things I just might be very proud of:
- knowing what Simon Cowell is going to say because I just thought it
- being able to identify celebrity voice-overs on commercials
- my Cranium skillz
- usually knowing what time it is, within ten minutes, without having to look at my watch
Most valuable and applicable skills learned:
- typing (and 10-key)
- ability to write a very formal letter
- neat handwriting
- parallel parking (why they don't have competitions for this, I don't know.)
Game shows I would totally suck at:
- Jeopardy!
- Dog Eat Dog
Game shows I would totally win:
- Lingo (can't you see me and No up there? we'd RAWK)
- Match Game (if it was still on the air)
- Wheel of Fortune
Things that might sounds weird but are actually very fun:
- playing Frisbee in water - think of the leaping and falling possibilities!
- riding roller coasters backwards
- while sitting shotgun on curvy country roads, stick your arms and upper torso out the window because it feels like a roller coaster and suddenly you get why dogs do that. Too bad they can't flail their arms around like humans, but maybe their flappity ears make up for it.
- looking up the astrological compatibility of all your friends' relationships
- looking up the astrological compatibility of your own relationship and deciding to never do that again because PSHAW, what does the computer know anyway?!
Alchoholic drinks they should make into hard candy:
- Margarita
- Tequila Sunrise
- Sex on the Beach
- White Russians
- Bailey's and coffee
(list alternately titled Gabby's Favorite Drinks)
Things I wish I knew how to do:
- shuck a clam
- drive a stick shift
- play the guitar
- speak fluent German
- fly a hot air balloon
- say NO to food and YES to exercise, though this Frisbee thing is wicked good
- play the drums
People, if you're feeling generous, tell me what you wish you knew how to do in the comments. I LOVE THE COMMENTS. And I LOVE YOU.
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12 comments:
i wish i could ...
1. play the drums
2. be an astronaut
3. have mad poker skillz
4. have a better work ethic
5. oh what's it called when you basically chop a chicken body into segments ... ??
6. have mad lumberjack skillz
7. use a lasso
8. ride a horse, yes really
9. rock climb
10. surf
yes, g-doo we would TOTES rock out on the lingo.
and supermarket sweep!! i love that show.
ooh movies i would want to star in:
1. me for susan sarandon in thelma and louise
2. me for angelina in tomb raider 2 - how fun would that be?
3. me for kate bosworth in blue crush!!!
4. me for keira knightly in bend it like beckham. look at me i'm a footballer!
5. me for angelina in hackers
6. me for jordana brewster in D.E.B.S - feel free to laugh as loudly and for as long as you'd like
7. me for ooh ... michele rodriguez in girl fight
8. me for keira knightly in domino, despite it being a horribly sucky movie
9. me for ... isabella rosselini in death becomes her!! hehehe
10. me for lori petty in tank girl
oooh surfing! that's a great one! perhaps clean out a fish. thanks for putting that Z on the back of your Skill. LOVE YOU!
I wish I could...
1. sing
2. dance
3. play drums, the py-ano, and guitarrrrrrrr
4. tan
5. run for 5 minutes without feeling like i am going to throw up
6. Cook like those Japanese chefs do when they prepare the food right at your table
7. be all awake and chipper when the alarm goes off in the morning
8. There are sooooo much more!
Alex
whoa, who put that list of dream roles up? that's hysterical! now i have to watch D.E.B.S. to see why i should laugh at you!
hehehe debs ... hehehe
she's got the skillz to pay the billz!!
i put up the list
no
additions:
1. me for tom cruise in mission impossible
2. me for kurt russell in tombstone, or better, me for val kilmer in tombstone
3. me for will smith in shit what's it called? oh men in black
4. me for steven segal in under seige!! hahaha steven segal
5. me for chow yun fat in crouching tiger
6. me for ... keanu reeves in the matrix! i am the one.
7. me for peter weller in robocop! now that's just silly
8. me for tom cruise in AI
9. me for wolverine in X men II
10. me for ... hahahaha warren beatty in bulworth!
things i wish i had invented:
1. xerox machine
2. fuck it, the computer
3. the paper clip!
4. baseball
5. horse shoes
6. scissors
7. blow pops
8. the freezer
9. modern plumbing!
10. automatic transmission
ooh too bad these exist:
1. the greek system in schools
2. regis and kathy lee
3. barney
4. rob schneider movies
5. hate crimes
yes, i do acknowledge that this is your blog ;) truly.
top 10 things that need to appear on TV, for as Cher rightly says, until the world is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news you certainly cant take it out of tv shows that need it for entertainment!
1. more graphic surgeries - if not the actual body then at least the peripheral or the nast stuff that they take out, i.e. old implants, tumors, etc.
2. more gay gay gay stuff
3. if you can say bitch and ass, why for heavens sake can you not say shit?? i guess that is crossing a line. but i want to hear shit! say shit!
4. more adult cartoons - but like adult swim ... not ... cartoon sex in anime
5. azzzz kickin' intelligent girls
lists are fun! and you are are very very good at lists! list on, sistah. you for steven seagal?? AHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
- looking up the astrological compatibility of your own relationship and deciding to never do that again because PSHAW, what does the computer know anyway?!
I totally did that, too. And had the same reaction.
I wish I could:
1. cook
2. dance
3. manage my time better at home (it's so easy to do at work)
4. be a better talker
5. sew
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